Well, one of my friends set me up on a blind date with a girl he knows.
Anyway apparently she broke up with her ';boyfriend'; recently. I asked what level her boyfriend was and she was such a n00b she didn't even understand what I was asking it seemed like.
I asked again I said ';What level mage is your boyfriend?';
So finally after she just acts like a stupid n00b for like 30 more seconds trying to be difficult or ';hard to get'; or something I guess, I was like ';In dungeons and dragons what level is your boyfriend';.
She said he wasn't cuz he didn't play.
Ya right. I was like is your boyfriend in the amazon jungle how can he not play.
Literally every single person I have ever known or been friends with plays, so I'm pretty sure she was lying.
Anyway so I was like ';Is he above or below level 10.'; She says ';I dunno, I guess I think he's below level 10 maybe? I mean, he doesn't play so...';
So I was like ';Oh that means I could defeat him, I'm level 18';. So then she acts like she isn't impressed. I think she thought she looks cool trying to play hard to get, I dunno women are pretty weird I don't get it.
Anyway at the end of the date I was like ';I'm going to be level 20 pretty soon, do you want to come watch me own some n00bs'; and she's like ';No thanks I think I'm busy next weekend, I'll talk to you later.'; and she doesn't even make out with me or anything she just closed the door in my face.
I don't understand why this keeps happening. I'm pretty good looking and I'm not fat at all, I'm 5 foot 11 and 120 pounds, I'm very lean, also have a perfectly trimmed beard. Can anyone know maybe what I can do to improve in the future for when I do dates thanks.I'm having trouble getting a girlfriend?
Just tell her you have the cloak of seduction... BAM! That's a second date right there (worked for my friend).I'm having trouble getting a girlfriend?
apply here http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a> lol
Try inviting her to a game next time. Spectating is for noobs and rich people. Teaching her would have definitely been the better way into a relationship ;D
Sorry, but you obviously rolled a 1 on your nerd saving throw
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